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Joke of the Day
"Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]"
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"Three people I never mess with:n1- PMSing women.n2- Truck drivers.n3- PMSing truck drivers."
"I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria. I plan to sell the secret to Dettol."
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."
"How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold."
"I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until its 12 before it comes on your face"
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"
"Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times..."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."