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Joke of the Day
"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
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"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""
"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."
"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"Friends from school are like hot dogs You have them because they're there, not because you love them"
"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."
"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."
"My favorite part of The Bachelor is when a crazy emotional girl starts crying and he'd rather kiss her snot-nosed face than listen to her."
"What's the difference between white students and black students? Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school."