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Joke of the Day

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."

"How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle."

"I'm getting my hacked GTAV account back! Said no one"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number... you've probably never heard of it....."

"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."

"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"

"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""