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Joke of the Day

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

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"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."
"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."
"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"