202047

Joke of the Day

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools? The children always end up with lice in their hair."

"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"

"It's raining, It's pouring... I really should be snoring. I cleared my head with sudafed I won't get to sleep until morning. (I know, I know, it's not really a joke because it's true)"

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"

"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"