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Joke of the Day

"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"

"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."

"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""

"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"

"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."

"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"

"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasnt the right answer"

"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"