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Joke of the Day
"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"
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"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."
"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."
"So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention... So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention hoping to pick up some chicks. He went home alone though; the place was a total sausage fest."
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."
"How many panhandlers dose it take to change a light bulb ''There's change in the light bulb?''"
"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"
"Something is bugging me... Something is bugging me. I keep thinking about my four year old daughter's vagina and I can't put my finger on it."
"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."