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Joke of the Day
"Glad my parents spent 100k on my education so now I can type ""c u @ 2"" to my pot guy."
Next Joke
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"
"It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting"
"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"
"What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller."
"i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it"
"What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin? Cracktose Intolerant"
"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."
"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."