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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"Nobody tell my husband that ""year round periods"" aren't a thing."

"I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers"

"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."

"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."

"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."

"U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game."

"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."