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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade"

"A friend is like a car I dont have one"

"What do you call a guy with eight dicks? A coctopus"

"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"

"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""

"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."

"I gave my Chinese friend some sweets yesterday He said ""these are haribo!"" Well if you don't like them don't eat them mate."

"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."