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Joke of the Day

"How many panhandlers dose it take to change a light bulb ''There's change in the light bulb?''"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"

"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""

"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."

"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted ""Uno! Dos!""... And disappeared without a tres."

"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."