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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"

"I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"

"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."

"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"

"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."

"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."