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Joke of the Day

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!"

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""

"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."

"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"[At Neiman Marcus] *looks at sales clerk* *holds up a Prada and a Burberry briefcase* I don't know...which one will hold more chicken nuggets?"

"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"