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Joke of the Day

"Why should you not throw stones at a knight? Because heavy metal is harder than rock."

"I once had this amazing handicapped friend. He wanted to be a stand up comedian."

"Whenever you're feeling inadequate, remember: You know more about medicine than legitimate doctors during the civil war did."

"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"

"Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now."

"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."

"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."

"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."