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Joke of the Day

"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."

"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."

"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."

"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."

"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring."

"Pro Tip: don't fall asleep during the middle of an argument with your spouse over whether or not you pay attention to her."

"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."