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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)"

"THE MERMAID WHY DID THE MERMAID WEAR SEASHELLS? BECAUSE SHE GREW OUT OF HER B-SHELLS !!! BADA BUM !!!"

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? His dick was stuck in the goat"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"[New take on old classic] A priest, a lawyer, a saxophonist, a doctor, a telemarketer and a rabbi walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"""

"I tried smuggling child porn across the border once.... and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those fucking kids!"

"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"

"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."

"I'm not redneck! I'm from Texas! We ride horses. They ride their cousins."