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Joke of the Day
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
Next Joke
"What's the best thing about blowjob? A moment of silence..."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."
"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."
"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."
"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"
"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."
"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""