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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a hillbillly? Kick his sister in the chin."
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"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Modern fast food has a ""fuck you"" attitude that I relate to on a deeply personal level."
"Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK"
"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."
"I saw this farmer milking a baby cow and I thought to myself ""How could anybody stoop that low?"""
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"
"I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA"
"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."
"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"