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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"
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"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."
"If I text you first you are probably amazing."
"What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot."
"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."
"Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't."
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat"