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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."

"I almost drowned trying to swim today. The security guard didn't even care he just told me to get the hell out of the mall fountain."

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy? Slim to nun."

"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"

"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."