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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
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"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."
"Alright white people, had to Google ""totes"" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out."
"Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*"
"brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held."
"Why did Satan need life alert? Because he had fallen, and could not get back up."
"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... The End."