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Joke of the Day
"me: could my thighs get any bigger? *sits down* me: oh look now they're the size of Australia"
Next Joke
"Jesus, my local time travel club postponed their meeting again.. Now its last week"
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."
"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."
"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."
"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."