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Joke of the Day

"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"Never Fall in love with a Heroin addict because even though they have a lot of love to give. It's all in Vein"

"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"I don't like referencing not et al."

"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"

"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."