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Joke of the Day
"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."
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"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"
"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"
"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."
"Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299"
"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."
"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."