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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
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"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."
"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."
"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"
"ME: I worked at a zoo for a while THERAPIST: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: [monkey noises coming from my bag] Uh good memories"
"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."
"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."
"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."