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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a milf? themommeter"
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"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."
"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"We're making self portrait masks in art class. I think I'll get an A+. I could just be getting ahead of myself."
"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME"
"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."
"i am developing a ground brekaing new app called ""MOneyWallet"", where you earn ""Money Points"" by mailing cash to my house"
"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"