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Joke of the Day

"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""

"I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. They were fucking in tents."

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."

"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."

"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."

"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"

"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"

"I always sleep naked. I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses."