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Joke of the Day

"adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane"

"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."

"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."

"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"

"If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her, tell her to get used to it. In a few years time, she'll bleed every month. ohhh shit. facial."

"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"

"Shit old people Google: 1. Dubstep 2. Skrillrex 3. Hashtag 4. DTF 5. Steampunk 6. Pinterest 7. Linsanity 8. Scarlett Johansson naked"

"What do you get when you cross... an insomniac, a dyslectic, and an agnostic... A: someone whos stays up at night wondering if there's dog"

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"