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Joke of the Day

"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."

"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"Donald trump Is a good president"

"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"

"When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work? Are there any side effects?' No, it's Can I drink with these?'"

"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."