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Joke of the Day
"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"
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"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."
"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."
"TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four"
"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"
"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."
"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"
"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"