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Joke of the Day

"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."

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"Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat."
"I met my newborn neice for the first time last night and she didn't even remember me this morning. Bitch."
"I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. ""The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend,"" I declared. Boy, did he look smug when he won. Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend."
"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."
"Jimmy Kimmel and the Fine Brothers working together [NSFW] Pornhub acquires Twitch"
"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"
"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."
"cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil"
"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."