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Joke of the Day

"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"

"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."

"My wife and I said we would only smoke after sex.... I have had the same pack of cigarettes since 2007, im starting to get worried about my wife though shes been going through 3 packs a day!"

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"I'm torn between feeling like I can do anything if I wanted to, and feeling like I don't want to do anything because I don't want to."

"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz... They all gave it one star."

"I told my kids 10 good dad jokes to see if any of them would make them laugh. But no pun intended."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."