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"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"
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"What did the cyclops say to the sheep? ""Ewe and eye make a great team."""
"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"
"I was in McDonald's today.. I smiled at the bloke and said ""Can I have a small shake please?"" ""Fuck off"" came the reply as he quickly zipped his up jeans and walked away from the urinal."
"If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs."
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed... First favourite is cake."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."