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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"

"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."

"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No the shine from your head blinded me."

"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."