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Joke of the Day
"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"
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"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."
"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."
"How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies"
"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."
"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller"
"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
"(to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp"