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Joke of the Day

"If light travels faster than sound. Then why do I always hear a honk before the light turn green?"

"What's it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says."

"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."

"What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)"

"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"If you're one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you."

"What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running."

"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."