222727
Joke of the Day
"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
Next Joke
"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot."
"Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"
"Did you recover from your operation? Not yet. The doctor says I still have two more payments."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"
"Browser History: Man vs. Woman Woman's Browser History: Pintrest Pintrest Pintrest Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Shoes Shoes Shoes Man's Browser History: -"
"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."
"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"