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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."

"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""

"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."

"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"

"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."

"(interview for construction job) Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs? Me: (proudly) Didn't even have to look at the instructions"

"I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with booze."

"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"