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"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
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"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either."
"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"
"How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice? Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains."
"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."
"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."
"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."
"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""