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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
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"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
"JELLYFISH: *to friend* Want to see something disgusting? Watch this. *stings person* FRIEND: That wasn't dis... JELLYFISH: Wait a minute."
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"How are a piano and a squirrel alike? They both aren't artichokes"
"Racism doesn't matter Watch Close your eyes *person closes eyes* See? We all black now!"