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Joke of the Day

"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."

"The DJ just asked me ""How low can you go..."" So I slept with his wife and took custody of his kids."

"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"

"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."

"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."

"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection? Because old hobbits die hard."

"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"

"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."