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Joke of the Day

"What is long, green, and has ""cum"" in it? A cucumber! Totally a cucumber..."

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."

"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"

"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"

"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high She looked surprised"

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."