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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."
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"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"How to kill a hipster with 3 words Breathing is mainstream."
"[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with? ME: a kiss? B: don't do that"
"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"
"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."
"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"
"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."
"Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly"