168155

Joke of the Day

"So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently"

"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"

"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."

"What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer..."

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"My bitchy girlfriend and I broke up, because she's moving to another state. I'll miss her a lot. I mean, my aim's good, but not *that* good."

"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"

"What's Donald Trumps favorite juice? Orangu-Tang"