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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps favorite juice? Orangu-Tang"
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"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"
"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Babies are the two extremes on the spectrum of smell. They either smell like heaven filled with lollipops or a microwaved porta-potty."
"Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart."
"A man sells his parachute... The man yells ""Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!"""
"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""