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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps favorite juice? Orangu-Tang"
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"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."
"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."
"Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra."
"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common? They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs."
"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"
"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."
"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."
"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."