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Joke of the Day
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
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"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"
"The punchline was in the title Why did all the redditors downvote the joke?"