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Joke of the Day

"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."

"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."

"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."

"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""

"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."