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Joke of the Day

"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"

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"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"
"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."
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"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""
"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."