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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
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"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"
"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."
"Yes I am that gift that keeps on giving most people the finger."
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."