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Joke of the Day
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"
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"I once caught my ex-girlfriend putting acorns into her vagina... She was fucking nuts."
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"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"
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"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."
"What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar? ""AU, get outta here!"""