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Joke of the Day

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"[pet shop] ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk OWNER: Try this one ME: [to dog] Can you talk? DOG: No ME: My search continues"

"*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"