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Joke of the Day

"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"

"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"

"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"

"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10. I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown"

"I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv"

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""

"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."

"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"