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Joke of the Day

"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"

"If you're attacked by clowns... Go for the juggler."

"When I left home, my mum said, ""Don't forget to write."" I thought, ""That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?"""

"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."

"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."

"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."