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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"

"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"

"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."

"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""

"What is the national front's favorite curry?"

"The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't."

"I wanted to do some light history reading this summer... ...so I read the biography of Thomas Edison."

"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Small, dark, and made by my parents."

"Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way."