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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"

"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."

"Why is the apostrophe always near an ""s""? Because it is possessive"

"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"

"What do you call a skinny person with a lisp Methed up"

"I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."

"Kids are like farts... I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own."

"The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird."

"The government closed my non-profit clean needle exchange because we were just wiping 'em off with an old rag."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite drink? Punch!"