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Joke of the Day

"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!"

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."

"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."

"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."

"Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed."